Rain as Pathogen

Rain DOES NOT cause infections!

Infections are caused by microorganisms such as viruses, bacteria, protozoa, yeasts, and AC Milan players.

Doctors prescribe antiBIOtics not antiLLUVIAtics.

Despite the best scientific evidence, if you still fear the cleansing effects of rain, please purchase and carry an umbrella. Another option is to lift and carry a smaller student over your head.